Not My Pasture Shirt

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This Not My Pasture Shirt is perfect for anyone who needs a funny reminder to keep their head down and mind their own business! Don't let the haters and drama-starters near your paddock - wear this shirt as a not-so-subtle signal that you're not here for their shenanigans.

♥ Exceptionally Soft Ring-Spun Cotton
♥ Featuring Comfort Colors' lived-in vintage look
♥ Our eco-friendly ink is digitally printed into our shirt fibers for a soft feel that will never crack or peel
♥ Our tee style is UNISEX and runs in US mens sizing.

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